Kumpulan Humor Lucu (bagian 1)

Taxi Driver

A naked and drunken woman boards to a taxi in Chicago one night. The taxi driver keeps staring at her and does not start the taxi.

Woman: “Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?”

Driver: “I’m not staring at you madam ………

Just wondering where have you kept the money to pay the taxi charges.”

Cars Start With TEA

Tony: What is the name of your car?

Jane: mmm.. I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'.

Tony: Oh!!!, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

 

Tony At The Museum

Museum Admin: That is a 500 years old statue you have broken...

Tony: Thanks God!!! I thought it was a new one.

 

Keyboard Alphabet Not In Order

Amdon joined new job.

First day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was very happy and asked what you did till evening.

Amdon : Keyboard alphabet were not in order, so I made it alright.

 

Amdon Fixing A Bomb

Amdon were fixing a bomb in a car.

His uncle ask "What would you do if the bomb" explodes while fixing.

Amdon: Dont worry, I have one more.

 

Why Facelift Is Danger

A 55 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?' God said, 'No, you have another 45 years, 4 months and 7 days to live.'

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an accident. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought You said I had another 45 years? Why didn't You pull me from out of the path of that vehicle?' God replied: Sorry 'I didn't recognize you.'